pompadoured
archive:
Noah Cicero is the #1 explicator of Youngstown, Ohio /
Harness the Blood of Mountain Dew and Disney /
the big electron /
Noah Cicero, Gardener /
Dad as a Motherfucker /
principles of geometry and no posit 2 /
I played Grand Theft Auto this morning /
White Blogging /
restraint /
come cute or don't come at all /
Royal Emery Morgan /
FUCK KAL PENN /
Let's get back to nature /
A Ship Named BEING CONTENT /
bob seger makes a group of hippies sound hard /
i tried something new / UPDATE /
i drive seventy miles an hour down the freeway /
i feel hardcore right now /
AHHHHHHHHHH /
i created something and i hope people benefit from it somehow /
I am tired of being angry at people i would describe as "horrible" or "bad" /
how i justify playing video games all weekend /
Give me your love and companionship /
steak and lobster /
a breakdown of my readership /
I am ready for the future /
brown's pompadour /
I can't tell people that I am a writer /
vogue and satan have finally joined forces /
I'm going to be a dad /
something horrible always happens /
fewer friends /
my school paper thinks bear parade makes "good writing free" /
Campaign Trail /
I am officially announcing my candidacy for President of America on the 'Fuck Us All' ticket /
we are all fucked together /
i wrote more /
i have dogs that will ruin you /
online flyer for my reading /
reading and links /
my wife /
you are wrong and so am i /
my wife /
shocking new blog that delivers shocking news about my otherwise very boring and quiet life /
i like talking about shit /
moments in love /
the baconator /
i can't stop looking at this picture /
i wrote this last week, and nothing in this post applies anymore /
effective /
the food and wine classic in aspen /
i ain't no goddamn son of a bitch /
sudden death /
an effective advertisement from mexico /
meaninglessness essay /
monday celebration jam /
cooking directions based on images of food found by searching for food images on google image search: a very special shit sandwich /
do the following things /
i cannot move my head very far to the right /
two links and then i rationalize topics for my own poetry /
i am not angry or distant, i have just had a lung infection for two weeks /
new york is full of bad art and a little good art and writers i respect, and one writer i respect wasn't in new york /
THIS FRIDAY /
five steps of development /
i am drunk and have been sitting in a hot tub /
sean kilpatrick interviewed me /
pulling things over /
fruit /
inconsistencies /
beer /
the type of poem i write when i get frustrated /
i get around /
seth alverson /
shit in my teeth /
large ego in content management /
WHAM! /
moo and oink stunnaz /
new bear parade book, and more bear parade /
the overpass /
i don't like books /
a warning and some help /
hits from the bong /
bear parade reading 4/13/07 at stainbar in nyc /
observaition /
i re-wrote southern sunrise by sylvia plath /
i decided to take it a step further /
photoblogging again, sans 9000 /
a response to the outrage from the videotape of me rapping in my car /
elimae /
boom /
my letter to congress from the toilet this morning /
Neil Diamond /
something about today /
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white /
bored /
cardinals win! /
laguna beach /
a small excerpt from an email i sent noah cicero that noah cicero told me to post on my blog /
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mets cardinals /
giant corporations /
mutual fund investment commercial /
crapping and blogging /
must get better /
government /
sickness /
i'm confused by what i want to accomplish with this post /
everything is and can be a metaphor for something else, and that is the complete value of our lives /
guesting /
thank fucking whatever /
i cannot write a paper book with a plot or even a story for a paper book or even a paper story with a plot /
mastering table tennis /
fuck you for judging me /
i am a winner /
the most important time /
print /
your shit and my shit /
i live in a food dehydrator /
sports /
i didn't know it was flooding /
being human is boring /
a photo and information /
not writing /
offshore /
fat boat guys /
a critical and odd return /
i wrote a techno song /
untitled (matches) /
it is easy to jump through glass if you are malaysian /
from my forthcoming graphic novel, 'tree' /
your sport can be more relevant /
i will ride to the border /
special project announcement /
ellen kennedy has asparagus in her hand /
from agnes martin's essay on the perfection underlying life /
both of my legs /
essential spring reading /
25 24 23 22 years ago today /
monday was a nice day /
my dad told me this joke and then i told it to tao lin and then juked rejected it and i'm okay with that because i can post it here /
selections from my math journal #2 /
you are not my tetris ds /
sloth and stove play politics /
pleasant /
sunday /
the trash /
Pretend /
Black Gloves /
John Denver Lives /
Assassination /
I Use 100% Less Paper /
bear parade /
The Rodeo Loves Me /
Four Course Insecure White Male Dinner /
A Year Ago Today: The Horse /
Clarification /
Today's Fog /
I Hate History 100% /
Notes on Version 4.6.2 /
Happy VD, Everyone!!! /
Selections From My Math Journal /
The Globalization Shitstorm /
The Bloomin' Onion of '02 /
Jessica Simpson on Acne /
Selected Season 2 Project Runway Stars Being Eaten by Bengal Tigers /
Hanging /
The Legend of Ben & Jerry's /
The 'POMPADOURED' True Story: Juice (part 467) /
UlTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY XII /
Juice (part two) /
Juice (part one) /
Bill Gates Said, I Elaborate /
A Review of The Squid and The Whale /
From the Bottom of My Feet (for 2005) /
My Productive Christmas Spirit /
An Untitled Christmas Poem Written on Yellow Paper With a Bic Pen /
Jolly Old Slick Rick /
Ray Charles Was Just Another Junkie on the Marfa Hotel Television /
Postcard Marfa #2 /
Postcard Marfa #1 /
Adieu-dieu /
I've Been Thinking About the Future /
VELVEETA VADE MECUM /
Freestyle BOARD!!! /
A Slightly Altered First Verse to N.W.A.'s "Alwayz Into Somethin'" /
a short poem about large asses based on the following article /
The Constellation of Internet /
Seminole Breaking /
Happy Turkey Holiday Airlines! /
Alert the Best Buy /
Congeal, Thunderbird Wine /
BREAKING NEWS: JENNIFER ANISTON ALMOST TOPLESS /
The Problem With Being White /
The Boy Who Walks by Whoever /
I Live Inside a Styrofoam Cooler /
Texas Ain't for Sissies. /
Unrest /
Special Saturday Blog /
Never Forget These Trees /
My Life is Complete /
UlTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY XI /
How the Killer B's Mourned /
Donkey Kong, Or: How I Tried To Stop Worrying About Baseball and Write Something Else /
THE ELECTION DEATH JAM 2005 /
Never Stop Honking /
Albert Pooholes /
My Apologies For Killing Our Friendship /
One Hundred Strong and Growing /
In a Time When Baseball Never Seems to End /
Yesterday, When the Astros Played /
Go Ahead, Indict Me /
Confession: I'm Not Ashamed of Who and What I Am /
Waiting for College Town /
UlTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY X /
Bad Guy /
Rita: Stormblogging Endgame /
Rita: Rita /
Rita: Stormblogging Day 2 /
Rita: Stormblogging Day 1 /
UlTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY IX /
The New Boards of Canada Album Fruit Review /
The Indecent Knowledge of Robot Poo-Poos /
A Story About Sad Rainbows /
I'm doomed if this horse doesn't move forward. (for my book) /
UlTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY VIII /
Diet Soda Analyzed Like an NFL Wide Receiver /
Extra Time on the Job /
Sun Fleeting Sound /
UlTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY VII /
Go Narcissistic Day /
My Childhood is Blurry Sometimes, So I've Made Up My Own /
Hurricane /
ULTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY VI /
Saving Babies: Mistake? /
"Tiger Princess" /
Blogging /
Life on the Internet /
ULTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY V /
I Love Puppies! I Love Puppies! /
Gardenburger /
Good Credit /
I Secretly Wish I Was You #1 /
T & A Almost Go Buck Wild, Almost /
Human Boner Warnings /
Breakfast is Rain and Dawn /
Old Spice /
Samir Bootwala V /
Samir Bootwala IV /
Samir Bootwala III /
Samir Bootwala II /
Samir Bootwala I /
Some Announcements /
Hanging With ZZ Top Isn't So Impressive Anymore /
Avian Flu /
H /
The Undead Army of John Denvers /
Visit Beautiful Beaver Creek /
Vacation Letter /
Las Vegas Breakfast Buffet /
Karl Rove's Head is a Balloon /
Case Study: Mucinex DM /
Crossing the River Ganges /
Resounding Andy /
How My Traditional 4th of July Meal Was Lost /
UlTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY IV /
The Sounds of Saints /
Three Short Tragic Poems /
Making Out /
The Rolling /
Andy Morgan /
Mt. Fuji is On My Side /
A Review of 'Batman Begins' by Nurse Lena, My Favorite Sponge-Bather /
Morphine, OMG /
Keep-on With the Post-Op /
General Anesthesia /
The Lightning Lung Dossier: Intro /
ULTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY III /
Pain, and the Alternative to Pain /
Duck Hunting for Realists /
PHOTOBLOG9000 /
The Sunburn /
ULTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY II /
Bob Geldof Has Me /
Honky Pipes: A Poem About my Defective Lung (Set to The Lyrics of "Hate It or Love It" by The Game) /
Summer Trumps /
ULTIMATE HAIKU FRIDAY I /
Giant Fighting Robots in a Time When Giant Fighting Robots are Cliché: A Play in One Act /
When You're 24 and Your Lung Collapses for the Second Time /
The Sun Rolls Deep Over These Parts /
The Patrimony of a Model Warrior /
Internet Folklore Explained: The Game Plan For 42 Lion Fighting Cambodian Midgets /
The Hometown Atomic Bomb /
The Love Song of [name removed by request] /
When Hidden Gifts Are Apparent /
I Want Some Bacon on My Burger /
Roman à Clef a la Drudge Report Volume 2: Kha-nyou the Oddball Rodent /
The Mythology of Skyscrapers on New Years Day /
How to Make Your Beehive Feel Loved /
Gentrification Party /
I'm Not Bitter About My Favorite Pro Basketball Team Getting its Ass Handed Back Large in The Worst Game Seven I Have Ever Seen in My Entire Life /
Hey Baby /
555 Googled Hans Christian Andersen /
And the Guy Next to Me at the Bar With the Same Computer is Thinking... /
Roman à Clef a la Drudge Report Volume 1: Burrito Boy /
Influence /
A Few Small Lyrical Changes to "Juicy" by the Notorious B.I.G. /
Me and My Website Down, by the Schoolyard /
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