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Case Study: Mucinex DM:
July 11, 2005
Basic Info
Mucinex DM is distilled from old tires and arsenic. Lab pigs would rather eat chalk in vinegar.
History
The Mayans used it as a cure-all for VD, mostly in paste form. There are several temples honoring Mucinex DM. The largest in Tikal, which still houses the Mucinex Corporation's head office.
Given to American soldiers during the Gulf War, Mucinex DM unblocked an army's worth of mucus, suppressed endless coughs, and delivered babies on the battlefield. Mucinex DM was a miracle that delivered miracles when our troops needed them most.
Important Dates
January 20, 1956 - Mucinex DM is blacklisted by the FDA along with Allegra D and Tylenol PM.
April 27, 1963 - John F. Kennedy pushes for over-the-counter status for Mucinex DM. The FDA approves the drug, citing that users should "take it no more than 4 times in a 24-hour period." The sixties ensue.
March 30, 1976 - David Bowie has a Mucinex DM overdose at the Chelsea Hotel in New York. Hours after the news, kids are bum-rushing the drug stores for "the most freaked-out side-effects of any cough suppressing anti-mucus pill." Despite the obvious harmful side-effects and dangers of the drug, the FDA gives it a big loud "Hell Yeah!"
My Experience
It made me really fucked-up for a couple of days. Regular Mucinex is badass for mucus, but Mucinex DM is like the filthy hallucinogen-popping trailer-park neighbor regular Mucinex tries to avoid when he goes to get his paper in the morning.
Usually, Mucinex DM is naked in his trailer just dancing all electric-slide right through the AM, so regular Mucinex, as you can imagine, gets all fucked-up over seeing his neighbor dancing all naked and flappity-flap balls, and has a hard time falling asleep that night with floppy-flap balls spinning all through his fragile mucus loosening regular Mucinex head.
Conclusion
Headache, mild poops.
comments
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why hasn't adam rio commented on this?
- mairi / July 13, 2005 7:39 PM
Bastard has no love for the DM.
- Gene / July 14, 2005 8:31 AM
HAAAACKKK!! Excuse me.
- Sabra / July 14, 2005 7:51 PM
it's drying me out like a desert...headache sux
- bonedry / September 20, 2006 3:51 AM
i used it, and it gave me abdominal pain with bowel mucus for 2 days.
- marie / January 5, 2007 10:50 AM
I used it. I got the bowel mucus, headache and now when I cough there are speckles of blood. Also, it makes me mean.
- ed / April 21, 2007 4:28 AM
Fucking asshole bastard. I blame the creativity of this literature on sheer luck and the basic randomness intrinsic to all human minds, that way I feel less jealous that I didn't write it first.
- xedolos / May 2, 2007 5:49 PM
Has anyone had any eye problems while taking mucinex dm...such as blood pooling in the eyes??
- Charolette / June 3, 2007 4:59 PM
best trip yet. just getting started but this shit will make you happy beyond belief. once you "cross the bridge" or the passing out part you will have SOOOO much HAPPYNESS.ENERGY. you will feel like everyoen is missing out. everyone should be jealous of you.
- bly / June 27, 2007 8:10 PM
once you "cross the bridge"- passing out part you will feel BEYOND describably good.
i just took it now. i am alone. i am scared but i will make it across.
- bly / June 27, 2007 8:14 PM
it was ok, i smoked two bowls and fucking got the spins like crazyyyyy...it's iight, coricidin triple c's still better than municex dm though
- kid / August 16, 2007 5:55 PM
i havent tried it but ccc's fucked me up and i wanted to try somethin new! after i read bout the blood pooling from the eyes and mucus in the bowels im good. plus i dont wanna pass out in the middle of somthin important...
- marie / September 18, 2007 6:33 AM
Holy shit. I was PRESCRIBED this evil shit along with an antibiotic for a really bad sinus infection and UT infection...been dizzy for a week...can't drive.... called doc, he said "I'm changing you to another antibiotic"....I started taking it last night... and I'm STILL dizzy..Oh my f***ing god, it wasn't the antibiotics at all! It was the Mucinex DM!!!!!!!!!! which I took another of this morning!!!! and I'm stumbling around work....dizzy as hell... glad I found this site.....
- Zathrus / September 18, 2007 10:33 AM
Ok I found out the real deal with my "dizziness". According to the literature, dextromethorphan is greatly enhanced by SSRI anti-depressants like Prozac, which I take, and tricyclic antidepressants like Nortriptyline, which I also take..... I was set up for the dextromethorphan to blow me away! I'm trying to WORK and thinking there's something seriously wrong with me....and all along its the dextromethorphan AND my anti-depressants! It's been really evil for almost a week. So if you take anti-depressants (SSRI or tricyclic), be very careful with dextromethorphan. It is waaaay-not-funny.
- Zathrus / September 18, 2007 5:15 PM
no one should ever do this..its retrarded..it makes u trip but has bad side effects such as numbness in body ...i woke up not being able 2 feel...fuk that i was scared shitless...i reapeat dont do this
- ANNONYMOUS / October 21, 2007 3:04 PM
oh yea...i take anti-depressants too...and it fuked me over...i thought i had a stroke...just dont do this shit
- ANNONYMOUS / October 21, 2007 3:08 PM
I tried them, and yeah I tripped, but the naseau was not worth it at all. Plus you can't sleep on them. Triple c's are much better.
- Megan / January 7, 2008 6:58 PM
the best way to trip off of dxm is to just drink a bottle of robitussin long acting, make sure it just has dxm in it
- anonymous / January 8, 2008 7:15 AM
how do u guys trip off mucinex dm? i just took 5 of them and they are maximum strength they have 60mg of dxm in them each. i just poped em with some water.. is it cuz of the extended release on them that im not feeling it? i always take dxm. CCC mostly i been doin it for 2 years str8 and mucinex hardly works WHY???
- amanda / January 22, 2008 3:28 PM
nice. how much mucinex do you need to make u trip??? gotta know.....
- anonymous / February 12, 2008 3:49 AM
i took 16 ccc's twice and tripped real hard. the last time i accidently took 24. i was goin "real fast" btw to have a harder trip listen to hustlin chopped and screwed. trust me it made me trip reallly hard. have fun.
- ccc / February 21, 2008 9:37 PM
I found the best way to trip is to take robotussin. I didn't have any side effects the next day at all. You can buy the gel cap pills. Just make sure they are the ones that ONLY have DXM.
I've done ccc's a lot and it can be a lot of fun, but sometimes I get really nauseous or I just become a veggie on the couch, and then fall asleep. Also the side effects of the next day are killer. I hate them. Mucinex sounds silly to take to trip.
Go for a robo-trip. Seriously trust me on this one.. I've done a lot of over the counter meds...
- hole in the head / February 28, 2008 12:37 AM
dude your fucking retarted...lol
MucinexDM is the exact same thing as robitussin but easier to take. What I do is scrape the white part of the pill onto a paper plate and throw that bitch into a piece of paper towl. Gulp it down with some pepsi, there...done. Pure DM powder
I reccomend scraping off 6+ pills per trip
DXM FTW!!
- josh / March 12, 2008 1:08 PM
wow. i took about 90mg dm some 7.5 hydrocodone and drank last night im still fucked up am i al right
- brian / April 2, 2008 6:49 PM
Yeah, the very first time I took Mucinex DM, my friends had told me to take 20 of them to trip. Feeling nervous to take so many pills, i took 16 instead. I wasn't feeling anything for an hour, so I smoked a couple bowls and wow. The only other times i've vegged out like that was when I ate a bag and a half of shrooms. I didn't like it, and I don't recemend taking Mucinex DM and smoking weed. Also, it's pretty retarted to take that many pills. Reeks havak on you liver.
- Mike / April 14, 2008 11:55 PM
I've never tried Mucinex DM for tripping reasons, just for legit ones, like a cold, ya know. lol. It scares me to read how all these people are taking literal handfulls of these pills at a time.
I would think that with the dextromethorphan, (30mgs in each pill), which is the main ingrediant in all those OTC sleep aides, (only its usually around 25mg in those), that taking a shitload of these would just make you pass out and you'd just sleep like crazy through all the 'tripping'.
And wouldn't taking more than the recommended dose double the sleepiness?? How does that work? Do people just fight the sleepiness or something? Doesn't sound like fun to me. lol.
~Ami
- Ami / April 20, 2008 1:28 AM
when scraping off the pills do you take the white side or the yellow side for the pure dxm?
- mark / May 7, 2008 9:57 PM
The white side the white side says 1200 the yllow is gonna be pure dextromorphane hbr i just poped 4 for my first time tahts lie 250 miligrams ithink and imma work my way up how many should i take to trip should i take 15? thats 900 miligrams
- Kyle / July 22, 2008 12:25 AM
What is wrong with you people???? Also, why would a doctor prescribe something with dextromethorpan when you are on antidepressants??? That is retarded.
Also scraping off part of the pill doesn't accomplish anything. The white part of the pill is the immediate release part, while the yellow is the extended release. Each part of the pill has guaifenesin and dextromethorphan, so if you wanted all of the dex, then take the whole pill.
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU ALL GET THE IDEA THAT THE TABLET WAS DIVIDED INTO A GUAIF AND DEX PART???
Also Dex is not going to cause you to trip if you take the recommended doses, (no more than 120mg in a day).
Drug abuse is for retards and your livers will pay.
- Tom / July 23, 2008 10:12 AM
how many should i take? is it better than rollin
- intrested / August 15, 2008 10:42 PM
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