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Karl Rove's Head is a Balloon:
July 12, 2005
Sometimes, when spirits are down and my friends are beaten over in the walk of life, I open up a little of Karl Rove's neck, and suck out enough helium to raise my voice to humorously high levels.
The gas from Karl Rove's head gets me a big laugh from all my good buddies, especially if I say something like "motherfucker," mostly because motherfucker is a word everyone can relate to, even big Karl.
If I suck hard enough, I can fill up my 1.5 lungs until I'm floating, and if my aim is just right, I'll spit on Karl Rove's bald head, and it feels like I'm a pigeon taking a dump on a big fat balloon.
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i may use HTML tags for style! but i won't. so why hasn't this whole rove story broke yet, really? i haven't seen a damn thing about it.
- rio / July 12, 2005 9:15 AM
It's way broken, like your busted-ass face, bitch.
- Gene / July 12, 2005 9:28 AM
i hit rove with my car.
- rio / July 13, 2005 1:38 AM
I like the 1 1/2 lung thought. wery nice and fitting. you are totally honest on your web page.
- alex / July 14, 2005 11:58 AM
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