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cooking directions based on images of food found by searching for food images on google image search: a very special shit sandwich:

May 4, 2007

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first, put find some gross-ass shit and mix it with baby diaper shit (tip: baby diaper shit made of ass-shit from baby asses is better if you use the biggest baby diapers made of ass-shit from the biggest-ass asses of baby asses, so use this kind).

next, like when you make a big-ass old person shit sandwich, mix owl shit with clams and runny ass. then add your baby diaper shit to the mixture and mix everything together with a rusty spoon. pour mixture on bread.

for extra flavor, shit on your shit sandwich and add just a dash of shitty ass paper and ass parsley (in shit, if possible) for presentation.





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ass parsley
I LOLd.

- Scott / May 4, 2007 4:28 PM

And shit cake with a dallop of double marbled shit ice cream with shit sprinkles and a shit cherry for dessert.

- Sabra / May 4, 2007 8:31 PM

man. i fuckin love this blog

- assderson getwithme / May 7, 2007 11:42 AM



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