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the baconator:
July 19, 2007
when wendy's announces that it has a burger named 'the baconator', fucking listen to them. fucking listen, and drop everything when that announcement is made, because the baconator is not going away. the baconator will consume your life. the baconator will consume your home, your furniture, and, eventually, that book you own with pictures of topless pot smoking women. it is the baconator, by wendy's. it is six strips of bacon over two massive burger patties. the baconator has four fucking slices of cheese, and no vegetables.
when you realize the baconator is coming into your life, you have to make new plans. it is the baconator, and the bacon will be served, regardless of your original weekend plans to get drunk and water ski and shoot guns in the forest. 'there is only bacon, and it is here, and fucking shit... fucking oh my god,' you will say out-loud, like nine times, to yourself. and, with this, this introduction of the baconator into your life, your stomach will go all pussy and you won't have a solid bowel movement for a week.
everything, always, goes all pussy under the massive, ass-crushing butt-weight of the baconator.
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does e. cooper know about this?
- ezimmeman / July 19, 2007 11:48 AM
does a. cooper know about this?
- rio / July 19, 2007 1:25 PM
Fine work.
- Scott / July 19, 2007 4:15 PM
I think you forgot to mention that the bacon is fried on a grill by hand and that the meat is bloody and wet and fresh, and that someone actually touches your bloody wet meat with warm greasy hands pulsing with hot human blood!
- Craig Snyder / July 20, 2007 10:16 AM
i just fixed the comments. i apologize, maybe, for deleting your other comments, craig, because i'm not sure if you wanted people to read your disturbing and oddly sexual man-meat comment three times.
- gene / July 20, 2007 3:35 PM
u fuh knee.
- samir / July 20, 2007 6:38 PM
gene - you did the right thing.
- Craig Snyder / July 21, 2007 10:45 AM
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