pompadoured
this is a picture of my wife.
this is an interview with my wife.
me: do you like your butt?
that is my first question
Jenny: yes it is big
i get lots of compliments on it
i used to be sad the compliments weren't about my boobs but i've gotten over that cause my butt is so awesome
me: what is your favorite song that i sing?
Jenny: wow, there are a lot
one of my top faves is "panini"
me: how does that song go?
Jenny: "panini" is just the word panini over and over again to a groovy tune
you used to sing one about sunday that i liked but i don't hear you sing it that much anymore
me: the farting song?
Jenny: i think that was it
me: "i'll fart on you / i'll fart on you / i'll fart on you / my name is sunday"
i like that song
Jenny: yeah its got a country twang that your other songs don't
me: if you had to choose between not knowing the joys of sunday or not knowing the joys of queso, which one would you choose?
Jenny: god that is hard
i really like queso but i would be very sad without sunday
i'm going to choose sunday
i had a dream last night that i threw her in a lake to see if she would swim and she almost drowned
i jumped in and saved her
me: how fat was her face in your dream?
Jenny: she was actually a different color brown with white spots and her face was not so fat
me: she's cute
if you could eat anything right now, even though you just ate cereal with berries, what would it be?
Jenny: um some creamy soup like broccoli cheese soup or like cream of asparagus
me: would you use the vitamix that my mother gave me?
Jenny: oh yeah
i really want to use it
i want to make mayonnaise in it
me: i want you to do that, so i can eat the mayonnaise
Jenny: i think making homemade condiments is cool
me: if you were a ghost-spirit alien who had to assume the life, body, and identity of an artist to survive on our planet, which currently living artist would you assume the life of?
Jenny: thomas kincaid
so i could kill myself
me: good answer
how do you feel right now, and is there anything you need me to get you?
Jenny: no, i feel pretty good
i wish i had time to get some yoga done
me: i don't know what else to ask
Jenny: um
ok then i've got questions for you
me: okay
i will do my best
Jenny: if you could only record one tv show on our tivo, which one would it be?
me: rob and big, i think
maybe something stupid and older
oh!
realsex
easy
Jenny: hmmm
i've seen all of them
they kinda gross me out
me: yeah, they are horrible
i saw one yesterday with this girl who picks things up with her vagina
Jenny: see, gross.
if i had to cook the same thing every night, what would you want it to be?
me: shrimp in butter, and some sort of healthy pasta
easy for you, and tasty
Jenny: no veggies?
me: sure, veggies all over it
dip the shrimp in veggies
Jenny: good idea
me: we could kebab some veggies
what is our name for any place that serves italian, american, and asian/fusion cuisine on one menu, with kooky shit on the walls?
Jenny: fuckers!
love that place
me: what emotions do you feel inside of a fuckers?
Jenny: anger with a touch of fun!
what emotions do you feel?
me: sadness, mainly
i feel complete
Jenny: that's a good way to put it
me: what would you order if we were at fuckers right now?
Jenny: nachos or a fried onion thing with sauce to dip and maybe a pasta dish
but i think a themed burger sounds good too
me: like the one with the fried cheese wheel on it, or like a salsa burger?
Jenny: like a chili burger
a burger with chili and onions on it
me: if you had your own fuckers, what would the eggrolls have in them?
Jenny: they would be "southwest themed" with black beans, corn and chicken and a spicy chipotle dipping sauce
and have like a fried tortilla wrap around them
me: new mexico in your mouth
a mouth full of little new mexicans
Jenny: yes
"the flavors of the south come alive in your mouth at fuckers!"
me: man i love fuckers
Jenny: i like that chat tells me that fuckers is an incorrect word
me: chat hates boneless buffalo wings and bottomless softdrinks
man i could go for some boneless buffalo wings and bottomless softdrinks
i'm going to go make some mud
Jenny: ok i'm going
good luck with the mud
<3
me: <3
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I can't tell by the expression on her face whether she is trying to look sexy or is just plain sexy.
Hope all went well?
Did you gamble?
- craig / August 9, 2007 9:15 AM
i would say that it is both. she is trying to play sexy, but she is already sexy, so it's a little awkward and funny.
we lost a bunch of money playing blackjack. it was fun.
i'm married now, which is different than before.
- gene / August 9, 2007 12:34 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO WIFE WEEK???
- E / August 9, 2007 5:37 PM
Congratulations, once again. Here:
- -matthew- / August 9, 2007 7:58 PM
thomas kincaid
so i could kill myself
That made me laugh really, really hard.
- Mairi / August 10, 2007 7:53 PM
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