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Campaign Trail:
September 18, 2007
I am still running for President of America. Today I had a speech in the bathroom. I am tired. The road makes me tired. I had grilled chicken and rice at a formal eight-dollars-a-plate luncheon attended by my dad and a co-worker. I drank water. I did an Adobe Flash classroom in a book deal for America. I am learning Adobe Flash for America. I am eating grilled chicken and rice for America. I am giving speeches in the bathroom, in my head, while I read the news on my phone, for America. I am a patriot. Tonight I will attend Spanish class for America, and hopefully most voters will appreciate that. I am tired for America. I look at myself in the mirror and am confused about life, why it is happening, and how I can somehow support a family and be happy with what I do for a living, for America. I love my wife for America. I will eat a handful of mixed nuts for America when I get home, before Spanish class, and I will think about what the Tivo is recording, even though I will not have time to watch it for the next week or so, because all of my time is given to America. I will read a book before I go to bed for America. I will worry about Spanish class and my family for America. I will sleep with a pillow between my legs for America. I will wake up and forget how complex life is, put my clothes on, eat a handful of mixed nuts, hug the future First Lady, look at the date and time and think about the people in the past who looked at dates and times and are now no longer living and I will think about them, what they did, who they were, and what people thought about them, while I think about America, my own mortality, and the confusion of impermanent being, for America. I will think about buying things and sleeping more. I will do everything as quietly as possible, and I will find a way to respect myself, other people, and the dead. I will do these things for America. I will look at America. I will drive a car to work over America, and for America. I am a patriot. I am at once awake, and completely fucking tired for America.
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some skinny bitches in America
halibut
and hella butt!
in America.
- rio / September 19, 2007 11:42 AM
your text is justified.
your color is #F32
your background is #f1ded1
you have skeletons in your closet (you moved your foot in the men's room, in a bathroom stall once, but it was entirely innocent).
go to microsoft paint and make a campaign banner and put cute animals in it and put your wife in it and use red white and blue letters.
i will have to think for a while about voting for you. i will think hard.
- craig / September 20, 2007 11:16 AM
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