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a breakdown of my readership:
October 31, 2007
37% of people that come to my site are googling for pornography. 12% hate my poetry. 11% are people from the reader of depressing books or noah cicero's blog, and wondering why I don't write about literature or anything interesting. 7% are people that feel obligated to visit my website because I visit their websites. 5% are my friends and family. 3% are people that are googling for "gene morgan small penis", while a whopping 15% are googling for "gene morgan mammoth penis". 15% are me. 3% are my wife. 14% are lonely people looking for something to do while drinking cheap gin and fighting about what they are going to eat for dinner with their wives for three hours on google chat. 10% are me when I am drunk on cheap gin and fighting about what I am going to eat for dinner with my wife for three hours on google chat. An imaginary 9% are ex-girlfriends who are stalking me. 65% are my mom. 8% are the Chinese. 22% are Hollywood. 30% are Chinese Hollywood. 83% are tired of this post, and 34% are apathetic towards physical reality and human encounters. 35% are apathetic towards towards physical reality and human encounters while drunk on cheap gin and fighting about what they are going to eat with their computers for three hours on google chat.
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i enjoyed this post, i think you changed the colors again, they still look nice
- tao / October 31, 2007 11:36 PM
best 418% i have read through since vietnam.
- samir / November 1, 2007 4:16 AM
thank you.
i accidentally deleted my old css file, so i had to change the colors again.
- gene / November 1, 2007 9:08 AM
i made a direct request! i typed your address into the address bar and my browser made a request from your server and your server served your page to my browser! i am not included in your statistics! you should update your statistics now to include me!
- superman from earthX / November 1, 2007 9:51 AM
Nice html. And content!
- Scott / November 1, 2007 11:52 AM
hooray 14%
- signe c. / November 1, 2007 6:33 PM
Seagrams makes a good one.
Bytheway, I think a great name for a boy is Ulysses. Unless you are going for a III? IIII?
- Sabra / November 1, 2007 11:24 PM
what the hell is this site? i was googling for pornography
. pornography about hot gay man-on-man gay anal butt ass-sex .
and here i am. this site sucks.
- rio / November 2, 2007 7:48 PM
I am 4.23578%.
- La Kwonda / November 3, 2007 2:00 AM
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