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I am ready for the future:
October 18, 2007
"Don't bother daddy. Daddy is playing Portal and listening to experimental mash-ups of old pop songs. Go play more football. Alone. Outside. Away from me."
"Daddy is crying and wondering how he can make money, don't bother him."
"Daddy needs to leave you with mommy for three weeks so he can pretend to find himself in the wilderness, alone. Here is a football helmet made out of acorns and human blood."
"Daddy knows the cry of the wolf now."
"Daddy is leaving forever to live in the forest with wolves. Here is a football made of bear skin that daddy ripped-off and fashioned with his own hands. Learn how to kill a man. Daddy will haunt your dreams."
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I love you, Dad.
-Baby
- R™ / October 19, 2007 12:15 PM
Survivalism is the future. You should come by and check out the wheat I'm growing.
- Scott / October 20, 2007 7:30 PM
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