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how i justify playing video games all weekend:
November 19, 2007
Don't be a fucking pussy. Someone else is not you. You can play Super Mario Galaxy for eight straight hours. Pour a beer. Don't be a pussy. You are not a pussy. You are strong. Other people are not you and they cannot tell you what to do. They cannot say that you are wrong for playing Super Mario Galaxy for ten hours straight, when that is what you want to do. You want to play Super Mario Galaxy for fifteen hours, and you can do that. Your face is not a vagina. Your face drinks beers. Your face can play Super Mario Galaxy for thirty hours in one weekend, and you will be alright. Your ideas will be just. You will have powerful fingers that are not vaginal cavities. Your eyes will grow large. Your heart will be made into a strong and pliable, non-vagina-like substance that's like steel if it was also rubber. You will have sixty hours of Super Mario Galaxy under your belt. Fuck the entire universe, except Super Mario Galaxy. Look at the future. Your face is strong and has aged well. Everyone else is not you. Those who judge your actions have their genitalia clearly defined.
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I played Zelda all week at my mom's. I couldn't remember where the silver arrow was to kill the bad guy in the end, then I remembered it was in the eye on the drive back home. It was a twelve hour drive, and I left it there to have something to do next time. Wish I'd brought it.
- Sabra / November 25, 2007 5:15 PM
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