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FUCK KAL PENN:
February 11, 2008
Bear parade has released a new book by Zachary German. Read it now or fuck you.
Also, Lamination Colony has just destroyed all other online literary journals with their latest issue.
Kal Penn is Kumar. I was talking to Blake Butler and I decided that I would bait for low-level celebrities by talking shit about them on my blog. I like Kal Penn. He acts in stupid movies, and he was in some episodes of 24 once and I thought it was funny to see Kumar play a terrorist. Also, 24 is the best show ever made. Fuck you.
If you are Kal Penn and you googled "FUCK KAL PENN" and you are at this page– Hey. I'm not really mad at you. I was just trying to get low-level to middling celebrities on my website, and you were the first one I thought of. I am going to download Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay from The Pirate Bay when someone seeds it. If this makes you angry, give me your email address and I will paypal you twelve cents.
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yeah! he was also in the namesake which, thanks to you, i just remembered to netflix! sweet! and "hi kal penn" if you're reading this
- cynthia / February 12, 2008 10:23 AM
Dear Kal,
Gene is good for at least 20¢.
Your Fan,
Scott
- Scott / February 12, 2008 10:25 AM
i'm behind. my list is becoming longer. i'm trying to decide between FUCK NICK HOGAN and FUCK MARIO LOPEZ as the titles. but really i just want to cut the face off of kathy griffin. god damn her.
nice new book! you came to the right decision on the label/text, i believe.
- blake / February 12, 2008 2:02 PM
you liar. i googled fuck kal penn and i got nothing. are you going to the daniel spinks reading on friday?
- signe c. / February 13, 2008 10:18 PM
i'll be there. we move on saturday though, so i won't be there for long.
it takes a few weeks for google to crawl my site and register my entries. i am no liar. google is the liar.
- gene / February 14, 2008 10:36 AM
i like the new colors a lot
- tao / February 18, 2008 8:07 PM
- the man who couldn't blog / February 20, 2008 4:04 PM
Kal Penn was on Larry King the other night. Larry King said Kumar. Kal Penn didn't say much.
- mike bushnell / March 3, 2008 8:50 PM
Hey Gene,
Congrats on the baby!
Your pal,
Kelsey
- Kelsey / April 4, 2008 8:36 PM
Kal Penn's a fucking tool. But I do mean it.
- jane / May 15, 2008 8:43 AM
I found this blog, by the way, by googling "Fuck you Kal Penn" in the fit of anger I have that is genuinely directed towards him.
- anonymous / May 15, 2008 8:44 AM
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