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Let's get back to nature:
February 6, 2008
Let's go deer hunting. Let's live off the land. I've got this awesome ATV. I own guns. We can buy enough ammo to stay busy until we are drunk. No one will see what we kill. We can eat raw meat for lunch. I'll make us a TV room from our used beer cans and deer pelts. We can use any leftover meat to bait for coyotes. I'll bring rat poison. It'll be a good time. I'll start a fire. I hope you don't mind nudity. If we fail, we can order pizza when it gets dark. I have a new game called "Let's Avoid Awkward Situations and Kill Ourselves" for the Playstation 3. Do you like pepperoni or sausage? The rat poison works fast. The moon changes color on my naked flesh. I like pepperoni. The coyotes only cry for so long.
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i was talking to someone earlier about what the moonlight does to your naked flesh. 1 kudo.
- rio / February 7, 2008 10:26 PM
old skool.
- jenny / February 8, 2008 7:53 PM
i got hard when you said "kill" and "ps3" in one sentence.
- samir / February 10, 2008 11:44 PM
instead, let's get back to the future.
- the man who couldn't blog / February 11, 2008 11:12 AM
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